Because of his upcoming syndicated talk show, chances are sadly slim that Anderson Cooper will be replacing Regis on Live. But don't worry, the Coop keeps adding other things to his plate. Like Broadway. The CNN anchor has signed on to be the voice of the narrator in the upcoming Daniel Radcliffe revival of How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying—something of a compliment since in the 1995 revival the narration was read by no less an icon than Walter Cronkite. We wish we could land a debut Broadway role where we don't even have to show up every night.